As of today, I have officially graduated from UC Berkeley, with a Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science. It only took me 19 years to finish.
If you put a cylinder around the Eiffel Tower just big enough to enclose it, the air inside the cylinder (from the surface to the “edge” of the atmosphere) will weigh more than the tower.
Apparently this loser

stole two security cameras from our garage. The irony is not lost on me.
Nevertheless, if you do happen to know anything about this guy, please contact either me or the Berkeley PD: 510-981-5900. Thanks!