Not sure if I’m just procrastinating, but as I was working on the eBike’s carbs this week, I realized I really needed a workbench in the garage. I’d been planning to put one in, something that went along part of the back wall, around the corner, and down the side a bit. Tired of hunching over the carbs on the floor, I finally decided I should build something this weekend.
The vision is something like this (although I may not bother with the upper cabinets; we’ll see):

I realize what you’ll see below doesn’t look anything like that, but it will. Someday.
I spent a good five hours (and $280) at Sawdust Shop cutting the pieces for the carcasses of 1.5 workbench-cabinets. I’ve partially assembled one of them tonight, but I’m done for the day. I’ll finish it in the morning, and hopefully make some real progress on the carbs.
Here’s a wide shot of the left half of my garage. You can see the beginning of the pedestal near the back wall.
The completed pedestal. I was originally going to just hang the cabinet-workbench from the wall, but the expert at Sawdust Shop convinced me to build a pedestal. This will support much more weight more effectively:
Here the three walls have been screwed in:
A closer view of the pocket screws:
The rear nail strip is fasten to the carcass with pocket screws:
Here’s more detail on how the pedestal sits under the cabinet. The floor is pretty heavily sloped, so I will have to shim things up. The wall seems to be plumb, though, which is good.
I rested the top nail strips and work surface on top. Tomorrow I’ll glue and fasten them down properly, but this gives you an idea of how it’ll look.
Between the packing, and the commuting to work, and the general funk, I’ve been ignoring the watermelon halves in the kitchen. I go in there maybe once a day, and otherwise the door is always closed to keep the noisy-ass refrigerator out of mind.
Anyway, I’ve been noticing the little civilization growing on the watermelon the last couple of days, but was stunned to see how it has evolved in the last 24 (48?) hours. The grey-green puddle of toxic sludge is the most fascinating. At least now I know what fermented watermelon smells like…


If you put a cylinder around the Eiffel Tower just big enough to enclose it, the air inside the cylinder (from the surface to the “edge” of the atmosphere) will weigh more than the tower.
My cat knows better than to walk on my desk. But, because the office is so messy, that’s her preferred way to get to the window sill.
So, I’m sitting in the living room, and she comes over, so I pick her up and turn her upside down, as I’m prone to do. I notice a little piece of paper stuck to her belly. It’s the “activate this card” sticker from a credit card I just got, which I had left smack dab in the middle of my desk.
Busted!
| 4:55:56 PM jfm: | he’s syrian? |
| 4:55:59 PM jr: | YEP |
| 4:56:06 PM jfm: | then tell him this may be his last chance |
| 4:56:25 PM jr: | the FBI investigated me last time i did a consulting gig for him |
| 4:56:29 PM jr: | large wire transfers |
| 4:56:30 PM jfm: | no shit? |
| 4:56:33 PM jr: | yep |
| 4:56:36 PM jfm: | how large? |
| 4:56:41 PM jr: | i’m probably on some watch list |
| 4:56:45 PM jr: | few hundy k |
| 4:56:46 PM jfm: | that’s so fucked |
| 4:56:49 PM jfm: | you terrorist |
| 4:56:53 PM jr: | i’ll never tell |
| 4:56:54 PM jfm: | i don’t know you |
| 4:57:04 PM jr: | by the way, you should get that anthrax I ordered in your name |
| 4:57:09 PM jfm: | where’s “remove from buddy list” |
| 4:57:13 PM jr: | and how many copies of the Q’uran did you need? |
| 4:57:15 PM jfm: | LALALALALA I can’t hear you LALALALA |
| 4:57:18 PM jr: | haha |
| 4:57:25 PM jfm: | you using adium? |
| 4:57:25 PM jr: | Insh’Allah |
| 4:57:30 PM jr: | yep |
| 4:57:34 PM | Encrypted OTR chat initiated. jr’s identity not verified. |
| 4:57:40 PM jfm: | hrm |
| 4:57:42 PM jr: | haha |
| 4:57:53 PM jfm: | it says Encrypted OTR chat initiated. jr’s identity not verified. |
| 4:57:58 PM jfm: | but the lock shows locked |
| 4:57:59 PM jr: | see? now THAT looks suspicious |
| 4:58:02 PM jr: | same on my end |
| 4:58:11 PM jfm: | ‘zactly why everyone should be encrypted all the time |
| 4:58:37 PM jfm: | i suppose I can just verify you |
| 4:58:45 PM jfm: | here’s hoping it’s really you |
| 4:59:00 PM jfm: | it seems to be ecrypted |
| 4:59:11 PM jr: | the NSA’s really good at impersonating people but they’re terrible at humor |
| 4:59:15 PM jr: | yep |
| 4:59:22 PM jr: | seems to be |
| 4:59:35 PM jfm: | HAHA |
| 5:00:51 PM jfm: | is this encrypted test test test |
| 5:01:05 PM jfm: | hmm. send me something |
| 5:01:48 PM jfm: | looks like it’s encrypted, but not our screennames |
| 5:01:56 PM jfm: | so, They still know I’m talking to you |
| 5:02:25 PM jr: | ah yes |
| 5:02:30 PM jr: | blah blah blah |
| 5:02:33 PM jfm: | oh well, good enough for me |
| 5:02:47 PM jfm: | tcpdump is cool |
| 5:03:10 PM jr: | this is the point in our conversation where we run out of things to say and yet feel obligated to continue chatting because we went through all the trouble of encrypting |
| 5:03:22 PM jfm: | ROTFLMAO hAHAHAHAHA |
| 5:03:39 PM jr: | actually, this is the point in the conversation where I get up to pee before I soil myself |
| 5:03:46 PM jfm: | that’s going into my blog |
| 3:41:31 PM mjk: | apparently somebody knocked up Gwen Stefani |
| 3:41:38 PM jfm: | oh? |
| 3:41:42 PM mjk: | I bet that was fun |
| 3:41:47 PM jfm: | no doubt |
| 3:41:55 PM mjk: | har! |
I’m chatting with my friend Amanda, describing my sudden Haiku kick. She makes me laugh. You probably had to be there, and since you weren’t you probably won’t laugh. Here’s a transcript anyway:
| 12:03:33 AM jfm: | my checkin comments are haiku now | |
| 12:14:46 AM jfm: | like this: | |
| Added title to | ||
| Make the page easier to | ||
| Use. And refresh, too. | ||
| 12:16:33 AM ktgl: | why do you haiku? | |
| too much brain power needed | ||
| to count syllables | ||
| 12:17:11 AM jfm: | HA HA HA HA HA | |
| HAhahahahahaha | ||
| LOL LOL LOL ROTFL | ||
| 12:17:20 AM ktgl: | you dork | |
| 12:17:29 AM ktgl: | except | |
| 12:17:37 AM ktgl: | lol = 3 syllables | |
| 12:17:47 AM ktgl: | l o l | |
| 12:18:35 AM jfm: | Lack of sleep has made | |
| Me a bit loopy, but it’s | ||
| Pronounced as one word | ||
| 12:18:43 AM ktgl: | no it isnt | |
| 12:18:51 AM ktgl: | NOBODY SAYS LOL LIKE LOWL | |
| 12:19:00 AM ktgl: | liar | |
| 12:19:00 AM jfm: | no, they say it like lol | |
| 12:19:06 AM ktgl: | l o l | |
| 12:19:09 AM jfm: | ROTFL = rot-full | |
| 12:19:09 AM ktgl: | l. o. l. | |
| 12:19:12 AM jfm: | no way | |
| 12:19:17 AM ktgl: | si | |
| 12:19:30 AM jfm: | do you say ee ee cee ess? | |
| 12:19:38 AM ktgl: | sometimes | |
| 12:19:45 AM ktgl: | if you say EE | |
| 12:19:47 AM ktgl: | do you say eeeeee | |
| 12:19:47 AM jfm: | well, poetic license | |
| 12:19:49 AM ktgl: | or E - E | |
| 12:19:56 AM jfm: | i say “double-E’ | |
| 12:20:23 AM ktgl: | D O R K | |
| 12:20:34 AM jfm: | you walk around saying D-O-R-K? | |
| 12:20:42 AM jfm: | sheesh talk about the pot calling the kettle black | |
| 12:21:09 AM ktgl: | haha |
I should be studying for an upcoming EE128 midterm. Instead I’m working on office code.
Code streams from fingers
As iTunes plays The Police
My grades slowly drop
I need lots of practice…
A week ago today I ordered a Sony KDF-E42A10 42", three-lcd, high-def TV from Crutchfield. They said they’d get it here in 5-7 days. Well, this is day 7. At least Eagle Global Logistics is showing that it’s in SFO. Hopefully tomorrow they’ll call to arrange a time to drop it off here.
I suppose I can’t really complain. $500 cheaper than the local Good Guys, no tax, and free shipping. Add to that 18 months of interest-free financing, how could I say no?
Isn’t a consumer-oriented society great?