Bash.org is the funniest place I've been in a while
The site is a place to collect quotables from IM/chat conversations. Their Top List is a good place to start if you have a solid 20 minutes to waste.
One of my favorites, and so apropos for this blog (punctuation added):
<Patrician|Away> What does your robot do, sam?
<bovril> It collects data about the surrounding environment,
then discards it and drives into walls